The Cinema Experience

I was just remembering the cinema incident and thought of blogging about it. Remember how traumatizing it was sharon and cy??

Anywayy, cy, sharon and me went to watch Paul Blart: Mall cop awhile back at bukit tinggi cinema. Because cy came late, we all ended up getting seats near the front. And we had the corner area, so cy sat next to the aisle, sharon in the middle with me on her left. When I turned to see who was sitting on the other side of me, I saw two small boys. While the trailers were going on, this little buggers got up and went in front and exchanged their seats with two big buggers. So now I had 2 big nuts next to me. Everything was going fine.

Until one of the buggers next to me SUDDENLY bursts out laughing explosively. Right after that, another idiot laughs even louder at the other side of the cinema. Hearing that, my seat mate gives out another bellowing noisy laugh. This goes on.

They were having a FUCKING LAUGHING COMPETITION. Right in the middle of a public cinema.

The first time he laughed, I nearly jumped out of my seat in shock. I looked at Sharon, her mouth open with popcorn falling. And the 2nd time he did it, I was getting annoyed already.

Immediately after that, he leans towards me and whispers "Eh you mind ah, if i laugh like this loud? Can ah?"

WTF U WANT ME TO SAYYY???? OF CORSE I MIND LA U BLOODY JAKUN!!!

But i just kept calm and said "It be better if you didn't".
"Oh yessar? Sorry sorry". And then he comes even closer and offers his bucket of popcorn to me (as a peace offering??). I decline and he practically comes on top of my lap to offer Sharon, whose next to me, the popcorn. Sharon just turns away. And he continues holding the damn popcorn until I push it away and say "It's ok. We already have popcorn".

Do u see how civilised I am to crazy nutjobs like this??

So we continue watching our movie. Since it was a comedy, every friggin second was punctuated with those idiots competing with each others laughing volume. I could hear cy, beside sharon, going Shhhh Shhhhh! But obviously, such kampung ppl don't understand stuff like this.

And then later on, as I lift my ice lemon tea from the holder to drink, the idiot immediately grabs his drink and holds it up towards me.
"Cheers!!" he announces brightly.
Walawehhh, how tak tahu malu can u be? He continues to wait for my response so I quickly touch my drink to his and mutter cheers.

When the movie was over, cy, sharon and me jump out of our seats and run out of the cinema.