how to LOSE a guy on the first date!

i got this from cleo magazine.. i know it's kinda lame to post something like that but who knows it might help u. ahha.. and and i realise im the only one who hasnt post anything. heh. i'll only list the more funny ones. so...



1. "excuse me. i have to take my medication now."
ahaha.. this is so funny. n imagine if u crap bout wat sickness u have.ahahah!



2. "so, how many women have u slept with?"



3. "good manners are for pansies"
imagine after saying tht, u FART! omgosh, i dunno wat tht guy will do..



4. "argh! my curfew is 9pm-my dad is goin to kill u"



5. "myboyfriend is in jail,but he's getting out next week"
n tht guy goes UH OH.. ahaha



this month they got 50 most eligible bachelors thigy. some are quite hot. BUT, mostly kinda ugly, for me lah. n they have this thingy where they have to fill up stuffs like, i live by the rule, the nicest thing a woman's said bout me, etc. there's this guy, gary yap, u know, the host from 8tv? kinda err, not good looking one.. *yuck*
this is his:



i live by the rule: enjoy life n do wateva u think is right



the nicest thing a woman's said bout me: "u're so humorous and talented!" by his ex. *gosh, i seriously pity him.. guess not many had said nice things to him*



wat's the craziest thing u've done: riding a honda 110cc bike along with 10 other biker friends to port dickson at 12.30 am. it rained heavily along the journey, and though we were tired, cold n hungry, the pretty view at the seaside perked us up again. *he must be very happy for being chosen as one of the most eligible bachelors. describe till so detailed. gosh,so lame lah.*



then they've this question where they ask,
the celeb i'd most like to wake up nextto is..: marilyn monroe becauce i think she was a beautiful woman. if only she had met me first. *so syiok sendiri my goodness*



okay, here comes the funniest part. when u're asked "the thing about a woman that gives me butterflies in the stomach is.." u'll probably answer something like when she smiles at u n stuffs rite?? he said, when she spewls foul language, throws a tantrum and can't control her temper. LMAO. cant believe he actually said this.. ahahah! so funny!



you have your money and your friend,
you loan your money to your friend,
you ask your money from your friend,
you lose your money and your friend.
*got this from cleo also. find it kinda chun. heh*



oh yea, btw, wanna tell u guys tht i'm not sitting for chemistry paper! i was sick when iwas supposed to sit for my chemistry paper2. then, i was told tht i dun need to sit for the other 2 papers n i wont be getting 0 as i've mc. dont know whether to be happy or worried.. u see, i'm a bio dropper. now, the only science paper im sitting for is physics.. and.... i dont know lah. i'm happy but worried. know how i feel? heh



-ywen-